Disasters

I would propose that there is an opportunity to report on the series of disasters that befell the Jensen clan over the years...... We could probably add to the list below:

1. "That Damned Dog Ate My Teeth" (a classic!)
2. What do you do with a pan of burning oil on the stove? Why you throw it into the garage and under the gas tank of the car, that's what! AKA, getting a facial!
3. Need a boutineer for Mike Calog's date for the big dance? A little tissue paper is all you need!
4. Why is DJ throwing up in the basement bathroom? And why does he smell of alcohol? He must have the stomach flu! So let me call dad.....
5. Can the Peke's get lost if they've never left the rig? Does a bear shit in the woods? A classic meltdown!
6. Does one shift the gear lever up or down on the corvair to back out of the garage? Should be obvious, right? Wrong!
7. What is the appropriate excuse when realtors come on a Saturday morning to view the abandoned house at 2112 Westview Drive only to discover beer cans and bodies in each room?

Okay, a little help here!